MERRY KNOTMAS

We are happy to unveil the 2024 Christmas card from Lou Brutus and Darla the Wonder Dog. It celebrates the 25th anniversary of Slipknot’s debut album on Roadrunner Records. The card art is based upon Lou’s 1999 poem “Twas the Night Before Knotmas.” The poem itself is contained on the inside of the card.

Of course, the illustration is by the great Alan MacBain. Each of the band members from that debut year are represented including Corey Taylor, M. Shawn Crahan, Sid Wilson, Jim Root, Mick Thomson, Craig Jones, Chris Fehn, Paul Gray, and Joey Jordison.

To get a card, you must first send a card. The address is PO Box 361 Arnold MD 21012. Please make sure that your return address is legible! There will only be 500 printed, so send yours ASAP. Merry Knotmas to all who celebrate!

THE GRAND ROCK N ROLL TOUR

We are proud to announce The Grand Rock N Roll Tour of the Upper American Latitudes! It’s a promo swing across Idaho, Iowa and Wisconsin for Lou Brutus to hang with HardDrive Radio listeners, affiliates and a whole lotta bands! He’ll be doing interviews, photography and/or stage hosting at the following shows…

Tues Aug 27 – In This Moment/Ice Nine Kills/Avatar/TX2 in Idaho Falls, ID

Weds Aug 28 – Disturbed/Plush in Dubuque IA

Thurs Aug 29 – Chevelle/Return to Dust/Tigercub Madison WI

Fri Aug 30 – Mudvayne/All That Remains Madison WI

Sat Aug 31 – Taste of Madison featuring Nonpoint/Like A Storm/Versus Me

Of course, LB will have free stuff from he and Darla the Wonder Dog including custom picks from InTune Guitar Picks, so keep your eyes open at the gigs! Lou Brutus is coming to town and Rock N Roll is coming with him!

MERRY KISSMAS!

The holiday card for 2023 from Lou and Darla has been unveiled! Entitled Deck the Halls Over it pays homage to the classic album cover art of Rock and Roll Over from KISS. The card art was designed by the amazing Alan MacBain based on the original cover art by Michael Doret. It was chosen to pay tribute to The End of the Road Tour wrapping up over the holiday season.

The cards are limited to just five-hundred copies! However, to get one, you must give one! Send a card to Lou & Darla – PO Box 361 – Arnold MD 21012. You do NOT need to include self-addressed stamped envelope, just send a holiday card with your return address clearly visible.

UPDATE: There has been an overwhelming response to the card this year. The initial run of cards is now gone BUT there has been a second printing ordered of one-hundred. If you’ve sent a card already, we should have you covered. However, you may not see your return card until just before or just after Christmas itself. UPDATE: All cards are now completely gone. Thanks!

RUDOLPHER: THE 2022 HOLIDAY CARD

The 2022 holiday card from Lou and Darla has been unveiled! Entitled Rudolpher it’s a mashup of the Revolver album cover from The Beatles and the Rankin/Bass classic Christmas specials. Card art was again done by the legendary Alan MacBain based on the original cover art by Klaus Voormann. Each card has been hand/paw/hoof signed by Lou, Santa, Darla, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

There are a limited amount of cards available. To get one, you must give one! Send a card to Lou & Darla – PO Box 361 – Arnold MD 21012. You do NOT need to include self-addressed stamped envelope, just send a holiday card with your return address clearly visible.

UPDATE: There has been an overwhelming response to the card this year. The initial run of cards is now gone BUT there has been a second printing ordered. If you’ve sent a card already, we should have you covered. However, you may not see your return card until just before or just after Christmas itself.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2021

Tis the season to unveil this year’s holiday card art from LB and Darla the Wonder Dog!

This Christmas the card was inspired by the Star Wars universe with Lou appearing as Han Solo and Darla as a Chewbacca the wookie, complete with a bandolier made of bones! As in previous years, the art for the card was done by Lou’s longtime partner in artistic crime Alan MacBain.

To get a card, you must send a card! The address is Lou & Darla – PO Box 361 – Arnold MD 21012. Cards are on a first come, first served basis while supplies last. Each card is hand-signed by Lou and Darla. We’ll also include Lou’s “Sonic Warrior” guitar pick, Darla’s Metallica-themed “Master of Puppies” guitar pick, and a metallic rainbow “Fear and Loathing at the North Pole” sticker.

UPDATE: The “Fear and Loathing at the North Pole” stickers are now gone! However, we’ll include another sticker in its place for the remaining cards.

UPDATE: We are sorry to say we are now out of this year’s Star Wars-themed cards BUT we will send a card from a previous year year in its place. All cards are signed by Lou and Darla. Plus, you’ll still get the guitar picks and a sticker, too!

Thank you and Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!