MAN DOWN

After spending his life searching for the perfect cheeseburger, Brutus has changed his dietary habits from the ground up and actually started eating healthy. The change in diet has led to a 55lb weight loss.

“I wasn’t going to mention it to anyone, but when I started running into people, they thought I was ill,” said Brutus as he crammed a fork full of organic lettuce into his mouth while simultaneously eyeing an ice cream sundae across the restaurant.

Lou said there is no particular secret of such a large weight loss in just three months. “Lots of water. Lots of fresh veggies and eight ounces of protein a day. No sugar, no carbs, no dairy.”

The rest of his comments were inaudibile due to the volume of his growling stomach.

YOU’RE MAKING ME HATE YOU

“You’re Making Me Hate You” is the new book by one of Lou’s favorite human beings, Slipknot and Stone Sour lead singer, Corey Taylor.

Corey is embarking on a solo tour that will include readings from the book along with music. He’s also invited Lou to host a special event.

On Wednesday July 8th, Bryant Park in New York City will feature Corey and Lou as part of their venerable Word for Word author series.

No one is quite sure exactly what these two have cooked up for the event but, rest assured, it will be different.

Attendance for this even is free and runs from 12:30pm to 1:45pm.

Hit Bryant Park’s site here.

To find out more about Corey Taylor’s entire book tour, as well as all the other magnificent madness in his career, go here.

UPDATE: The event was sick! Thanks to all!

COREY TAYLOR LOU BRUTUS

BASEBALL BRUTUS

The ’15 Major League Baseball season marks LB’s 8th as an on field photographer for MLB Network Radio.

On Opening Day, he was in Washington, DC to see his beloved NY Mets against the Nationals. During the pregame, Brutus accidentally photobombed superstars Bryce Harper and Matt Harvey on ESPN.

Look for Lou’s shots throughout the season. Be sure to follow his social nets for images.

BRUTUS SPRING SALE

The merch masters at Core Revolt are gearing up for all-new Lou Brutus merch beginning this Summer. That means we gotta get rid of what’s left of the old stuff!

All t-shirts at just $12! Beanies are $12! Stickers & Picks $1 each!

There are sales on everything in the store so hit it now!

Hit the site here.

Be sure to Share or Retweet the notics on Lou’s social nets for chances to win stuff for free!

PHOTO ROUND UP

Brutus has been an avid photographer for close to two decades and more of his shots are finding their way into the public eye. Shaman’s Harvest and Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick are the latest to be using his pics for official purposes.

Q102 in Springfield MO, which airs hardDriveXL with Lou Brutus every weeknight, recently raised several hundred dollars for wounded police officer Aaron Pearson with photos donated by LB. The pics were of Halestorm, Cheap Trick, and Jackyl. Each was autographed by the band members and plate signed by Lou.

Finally, it appears Brutus will be back for his ninth consecutive season as an onfield Major League Baseball photographer. Look for images beginning Opening Day!